Our dearly departed ex-friend Gorgy has apparently returned from the dead.
You remember Gorgy; in the last few months, she's been variously assigned the blame for everyone's bad behavior from Idi Amin to the Special Dope. According to the new folklore, Gorgy virtually invented flaming, and can be directly held responsible for all the woes of WWET since the days when blogs were carved onto rocks by cave dwellers. In spite of the fact that she hasn't posted there in years, she still gets to hold the Evilest Villian Ever trophy whenever the Special Dope is feeling any heat.
I want to be the first to accuse her of also causing global warming, the Holocaust, and the Bush Administration too.
So welcome back, you evil Machiavellian thing, you. Pull up a (brown) chair and stay a while. We can plot world domination and acts of terrorism on the elderly and the otherly-abled. Don't try to steal the "rappelling" threat though. That one's mine.
oh...and Gorgiavelli? If you send me a picture of your dog, I'll immortalize her here as the Special Guest Dog.