Friday, March 30, 2007

Revelation 1 and 2

I believe it was Jesus who said, "If thy hair offendest thee, cut it off."

And who am I to reject the teachings of the Lord...especially when I haveth PMS?

Just think of all the heathen children around the world who could be fed by the uneaten brussel sprouts of all the bad children, and who haven't heard the Good News of Hair Empowerment!

THAT'S really why we invaded Iraq. You're welcome, heathen children.


Kwach said...

But ... honey ... um ... you hardly had any left after the last PMS haircut ...

Does this mean that after menopause you're going to let it grow down to your butt again, like when you were a hippy chick?


Anonymous said...

I've always been in awe of offensive hair and the measures taken against it--my boys have historically been likewise offended by their eyebrows. Don't ask me why, it's not like they had some kind of uni-brow or other unsightliness that should cause such hatred and result in their it a boy thing?

Anonymous said...

We had a religious discussion last night - we discussed what musical genre Jesus would be if he (He) came today. My daughter immediately said "emo," while my son said "goth." I think they both fit - and he wouldn't give a fig about hair, he'd be too busy slashing his wrists.