Wednesday, April 25, 2007

The Godzilla Mutation

Last night we got an order from a doctor's office asking for a DNA test for "the Gzozilla Mutation".


What the hell was he asking for? We finally decided that it must be the Godzilla Mutation, which ought to be easy to ascertain visually due to the tendency to grow 50 feet tall with scaly skin.

However, the Godzilla Mutation would be preferable to the Mothra Mutation, since Godzilla usually comes out better in their epic battles.

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