And speaking of "My cats were NOT happy"...This is one of my all-time favorite jokes. :-)
I rear-ended a car this morning. I knew it was going to be a really bad day. The driver got out of the other car and I looked down and I realized he was a dwarf. He looked up at me and said “I am NOT happy!”
So I said, “Well then, which one are you?”
And that’s how the fight started.