Friday, November 23, 2007

Yeah, yeah...I'm going to hell.

And speaking of "My cats were NOT happy"...This is one of my all-time favorite jokes. :-)


I rear-ended a car this morning. I knew it was going to be a really bad day. The driver got out of the other car and I looked down and I realized he was a dwarf. He looked up at me and said “I am NOT happy!”

So I said, “Well then, which one are you?”

And that’s how the fight started.

8 comments:

CEDARFLAME said...

Oh, yeah, you're going to hell. Probably put you where all the little people are.

Kwach said...

We'll fit right in, you know ... at 5'2" Ev's substantially taller than me. This is why we feel we can joke about small people with impunity.

"Short people got no reason to li-i-i-i-ive" ...

marl said...

wow. you guys look taller on line...

at 5'2", ev barely reaches my shoulder.

lmao!

Ev said...

Bitch.

:-)

Unfortunately, though, Kwachie and I are both severely vertically challenged. She's about 4'11" and I'm about 5'2". It's just our mighty presence that makes you think we're statuesque.

marl said...

yeah. that's it.

presence = statuesque.

keep thinking along those lines...

maybe y'all can go to upstate ny & co-star with toby...

:)

URBAN PEDESTRIAN said...

You really do have a mighty presence. You both sound like you're about 6 feet tall....

4'11" - ha ha ha.

Anonymous said...

Can you sing and dance? We need 78 Munchkins up here ASAP.

Ev said...

I can neither sing nor dance, but I never let that stop me!

We'll be right there with our striped leggings. It beats the hell out of going to work.

You know what they say...a bad day of community theater is better than a good day at work.