Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Lord, Hear Our Prayer

Wellll...I'd like to thank the Universe for giving us all that precious gift. I believe my life is complete now. Between the "march-by" glockenspieling and the universe's awesome gift...

Those of you who need a high five...consider yourself high 5'd until your palms tingle.

I think I need to smoke.

13 comments:

Jade said...

^5

Anonymous said...

^5
:Diane

Kwach said...

The Lord sayeth:

Thou shalt not gloat.

Aw, what does the Lord know ...

^5

Anonymous said...

These are propitious times. There is a higher purpose than gloating thus sayeth the Lord:Diane

Ev said...

I think you're wrong, Lori. God DOES want us to gloat. Otherwise, why would he drop this manna at our feet?

And who are we to mess around with the will of God?

Anonymous said...

Wait - aren't you the woman who was receiving messages from Jesus/Elvis/giant spool in the back of a truck? Robin

Kwach said...

Careful who you're calling "wrong" Evelyn ...

Perhaps you haven't heard, but I'm the Great and Powerful Kwachie, whose far-reaching control over the AOL message boards is unparallelled. I am able to manipulate computers as far away as Florida ... in my sleep!

That's right ... me ... Kwachie ... from my questionably decorated farm in Nowhere, IL ...

Oops. Lunch hour is over. I have to get back to work and pretend to be a mere mortal for another five hours.

Sigh.

Anonymous said...

tawk tawk tawk but no akshun

Anonymous said...

I know your not talking about manipulating this Florida computer but, on a chance you might be..........a little lower and to the right please:)Diane

Anonymous said...

tawk tawk gossip gossip
ain't gonna stop her

Anonymous said...

Your right. Lesbianavenger7 aka Billie has to learn to control her evils or reap what she sows. For all she knows a warrant is floating out there just waiting for her to jay walk or such and such. :)

Anonymous said...

all ya did
wuz wind 'er up
agin

Ev said...

I hope you're not the brains of your family, because you can't spell for shit.

And once again...if you don't like what we write, there are a million more blogs out there. One of them may appeal to you more.

Asshole.