See that shadowy hazy thing in the middle of this blackness? The Loch Ness Monster. Floating in our pool. Just now...on a weeknight. Nessie doesn't care if we have to go to work tomorrow. She's just looking for a cat to eat.
Be very afraid.
Whatever's in my head during the second cup of coffee. The often less-than-thrilling thoughts and adventures of UALabGeek and Lori-Fred in Little Egypt.