See that shadowy hazy thing in the middle of this blackness? The Loch Ness Monster. Floating in our pool. Just now...on a weeknight. Nessie doesn't care if we have to go to work tomorrow. She's just looking for a cat to eat.Nessie.
Be very afraid.
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I had no idea Nessie quacked!
At long last, the mystery is solved.
Next you'll be looking for Sasquatch in the neighbor's ... well ... yard, for lack of a better term.
I know what you're implying. You're saying that I'd look in the neighbor's BUSH. Aren't you?
But the reality is that I've never even seen the neighbor's bush. I've never even seen her in shorts...she might not even have a bush!
Oh...was this about Sasquatch? I got distracted. Nevermind.
Looks phallic to me.
That's because you're not The Gay.
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