We are on...(dramatic pause)...DIAL-UP!
This is somewhat akin to carving your blog posts into a rock and flinging it into the town square. No pictures, no YouTubes...nuttin'.
If it weren't for the lousy health care I'd begin to doubt we were still in America.
So we've got another week in Old Testament-like exile, doomed to wander the blogosphere on foot until God sees fit to free us, in the form of DSL installation, from this plague.
Oh...and our duck is missing. It's been a bad day. Okay, okay...it's not as bad as having all the firstborn males slaughtered, but did I mention that THE DUCK IS MISSING??