Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Mistress President??


Okay, so this morning I sat down with my coffee and opened my e-mail, as usual, and found a link Ev had sent me in the middle of the night while she was winding down from work, as usual, and that's where my morning took a bizarre turn ...


The link she sent me was to the video of the McCain Girls (they use that phrase lightly) singing "It's Raining McCain" (which, if you haven't seen it, is worth checking out ... and don't give up on it until you see the floating dismembered heads and the girl bathing herself in little McCains ... really).


So that led me to follow some links to a few obscure blogs where I stumbled across this video by some Hillary fans singing "Making Our Dreams Come True" a la Laverne & Shirley. It's a series of still shots, and they go by fairly quickly, but about halfway through the video I could swear I saw ... nooooo ... couldn't be ...


So I rewound the video. There it was again! I paused. I gaped. I guffawed. There, buried deep in the middle of the video, is the subliminal take-home message. Hillary is going to make our dreams come true! Especially if our dream is to take it up the ass in a really big way:


Vote Hillary ... and Bring Your Lube!

Kwach

5 comments:

innkeeper said...

Maybe my eyes are bad... Just what IS she holding in her hand? A little dust-buster vacuum? A trowel?

Of course, with Hillary anything is possible. Just ask her.

Kwach said...

I can only assume the gals who made the video also saw a dustbuster ... but the guy who made the t-shirt the graphic came from saw a buttbuster of an anal plug.

:)

Anonymous said...

I reckon Gail saw that too. lol

Anonymous said...

oh and i am about getting tired of her not being able to accept defeat. it may be fuzzy math but she has 700,000 less votes and 200 in delegates. screw super whatever. the people have spoken.

Kwach said...

Ahem.

You know perfectly well that only the 14 million irrelevant "little state" people have spoken for Obama. Those 29 states are full of muslim sleeper cells, America haters and black people you know. What's important is what California and New York want ... screw the rest.