Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Mayhem in Nowhere

I've decided that if the Supreme Court of California affirms Prop 8 today, I'm going to riot in the streets of Nowhere. I'm planning to take Pickle for the menacing part, and I'll have to siphon the gas out of the mower for the Molotov cocktails. I'm woefully unprepared. You'd think I'd keep a mayhem kit around the house for occasions like this.

I'll start at the Wal-Mart, where I can cause the maximum about of fear and panic. Then, if that goes well, I'll head down the road to the John Deere dealership. Fear me, Nowhere!

Well...if the rain lets up. I hate rioting in the rain.

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