Tuesday, August 12, 2008

WTF???

It turns out that on the Potty Mouth Scale, we have caused barely a ripple in the linguistic sewage lagoon.

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?
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As you can plainly see, even with a rating of "high" (and by what pious, mealy-mouthed standard could 15.5% be considered "high" anyway?) we seem to be severely lagging behind in the cussing. This surprises me, because I guarantee you that a helluva lot more than 15.5% of our conversations around the family compound contain words and phrases that more than qualify, but I suppose we've been more cognizant of our language on the blog ... and this pitiful rating is the thanks we get!

To see just what constitutes an impressive Cuss-O-Meter reading, I checked to see how we stacked up against a known potty mouth, and ran the stats on
Feral. I knew she'd win, but holy crap! She's got our pathetic pansy-asses completely licked (there ... I said "ass" and "lick" in the same sentence ... that should give us a tiny boost) with a whopping Cuss-O-Meter rating of 60.9%!

I realize that Feral's achievement (509% higher than the average blog) is one that we pedestrian slingers about of the vernacular can't even hope to approach (although I'll begrudgingly bet a goodly portion of that score is attributable solely to "wooo! tits!"), but still ... a paltry 15.5%? That's goddamned embarassing.

Fuck.


9 comments:

xup said...

Oh, I don't know. I reckon you're doing your fair share of cussin' and then some, but then you go and use words like "cognizant" which I understand negates about 100 cuss words.

Kwach said...

Indubitably.

Angie said...

Hey, Ladies! I can't believe you bestowed upon me such an honor!! I think it's my first - oh, an award virgin - awesome!

Thanks so much - I really appreciate it and have repaid the favor to some great women - including you.

You have a loyal reader from here on out:)

Kwach said...

See, honey, I told you she could be bought!

:)

marl said...

if i had a blog, it would be filled with cussin'. actually, yours IS pretty tame in the big picture.

lol

Jazz said...

15% is considered high? O

n what planet?

Jazz said...

Obviously that should have read ON what planet.

And I did it.

I'm only average at 10%. I guess I clean up my language on the blog too.

Fuck.

Feral Mom said...

Aren't tits birds? Isn't "cock ni zant" a swear? Ah, well. I'll take the potty mouth honors. But rest assured...you guys are dirty. AND gay. Which should count for something.

Feral Mom said...

Aren't tits birds? Isn't "cock ni zant" a swear? Ah, well. I'll take the potty mouth honors. But rest assured...you guys are dirty. AND gay. Which should count for something.