I'm An Older American

Katie got her driver's license today.

Since she got her own car on Sunday, it was inevitable that this would happen, but I admit to being a little shocked. My last child, my baby, is a full grown, pedal-to-the-metal, ozone destroying consumer of petroleum products. No longer will she be tooling around on her bicycle, eating her cantaloupe. She's now joining the Independence Club. Hell, she's not just a member, she's the president!

On the bright side, this means I can send her to the store when I'm too lazy to go.

Okay...you can keep the license.