Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Reconciliation - ur doin it wrong

AP Newsbreak:

"This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story," Sanford said."A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day."

During an emotional interview at his Statehouse office with The Associated Press on Tuesday, Sanford said Chapur is his soul mate but he's trying to fall back in love with his wife.

Do you suppose Jenny Sanford can even pick her head up and crawl out of bed in the morning anymore? What an asshole.


Anonymous said...

I'm soooo glad I'm not his wife. I'd have to vomit on him.


Kwach said...

WTF, huh? "Hey Jenny, now that I've already knocked the wind out of your sails and pulled the marital rug out from under you, just let me kick you a little while you're down there. I'm trying so hard to fall back in love with you, honey pumpkin. Maybe you could wear something Argentinian?"

Anonymous said...

The dude needs a serious dope slap, and I wish his wife would haul off and give him one. And this guy thinks he's fit to be governor when he's that far out in la-la land? If I were from South Carolina I'd be moving to impeach him if he wouldn't resign.


FlippyO said...

The guy must have an IQ of 50. He was given the gift of Michael Jackson's & Farrah Fawcett's deaths, so the media frenzy was off of him. He couldn't have consulted with a pr specialist during this time, so he didn't look like such a fuckwit? Seriously, what woman would take him back, after he's already proclaimed "the other woman" as his "soul mate"?

How did this dim bulb get elected? I feel sorry for his wife and four sons. How humiliating it must be for them.

Kwach said...

I hope Mrs. Sanford does send him packing to Argentina. When she kicks him to the curb, he's forced out of office and his name is nothing but another punchline, I'm guessing Ms. Chapur will drop him like a hot rock, too. Jobless, depressed, whiney washed up politician? I'm guessing not what she was looking for. When will these guys get it? It's the JOB and the fame and the power that gets you laid, dude. Without all that? She's probably not that into you.

Your "soulmate" was the person who lived with you for all those years when life was mundane and boring or hard and stressful ... the one who stuck by you while you were having your mid-life crisis. You'll figure that out ... too late.

Cedar said...

Hey Jenny said she is willing to try and work out with him...I have no clue what to say about that.