I have one thing to tell John McCain, and one thing to ask him:
1. You are not "my friend" so stop addressing me that way in that weird voice.
2. You constantly say, "My friends, I know how." If you know how to shore up the economy, provide healthcare to all Americans, catch Osama bin Laden, turn the country around, clean up Washington and develop althernative energy, then why the fuck haven't you done any of it? You've had 26 years in Washington already!
I'm officially burned out. Let's just vote, damnit.