tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post4008002799746282515..comments2023-07-03T08:11:03.409-05:00Comments on Nowhere, IL: From Lemons...LemonadeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-39919062276253851512007-11-21T21:29:00.000-06:002007-11-21T21:29:00.000-06:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-53541190291303304762007-11-21T20:19:00.000-06:002007-11-21T20:19:00.000-06:00Eleanor: Don't worry...if I cut through the phone...Eleanor: Don't worry...if I cut through the phone line again in six months, they'll STILL be puzzling out the mystery of who shot Stephanie. The great thing about the soaps is that one soap opera day can take two years, so if you fall into a coma for a few months, you can pick right back up where you left off.Evhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323668748025276915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-23835368153625471592007-11-21T12:03:00.000-06:002007-11-21T12:03:00.000-06:00I am not anti-weedwhacker and pro-goat.I am not anti-weedwhacker and pro-goat.Cedarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15084468926734824846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-64787454785365351072007-11-21T10:59:00.000-06:002007-11-21T10:59:00.000-06:00This is why I live in a city with no foliage that ...This is why I live in a city with no foliage that requires whacking or sawing. (Love the CSI Miami reference - ha ha.) On the other hand, I did once have a 10 lb. pet rabbit who disconnected our phone more than once by squeezing into a tiny space between the wall and computer desk and chewing through all the wires. Fortunately, that did not require a visit from Verizon because the downside of living in a city with no foliage blah blah blah is that Verizon does not come at all. You get one shot at a hook up (if you are lucky) and that's it.Suzanne Reismanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11420997475301130597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-26010851183041899852007-11-21T09:19:00.000-06:002007-11-21T09:19:00.000-06:00I love my chain saw. But now I have weed whacker e...I love my chain saw. But now I have weed whacker envy.SPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10832572070553635619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-45968416589458955262007-11-21T07:58:00.000-06:002007-11-21T07:58:00.000-06:00Gay and disabled! That's two, two...two minorities...<I>Gay and disabled! That's two, two...two minorities in one! </I><BR/><BR/>Now had he been black they would've been batting for 1000.<BR/><BR/>And this: NoYouDonBloOftAsYouSho had me in stiches.<BR/><BR/>I've always found that NaNoblabla abbreviation hilariously un-writerly...Jazzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14644896022880634803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-24104187621345199712007-11-21T07:14:00.000-06:002007-11-21T07:14:00.000-06:00Great ... now I'll never know who shot Stephanie.Great ... now I'll never know who shot Stephanie.Diannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10035472767125589266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-19954105786803946372007-11-21T06:46:00.000-06:002007-11-21T06:46:00.000-06:00Hey there! I do NOT have your e-mail address any m...Hey there! I do NOT have your e-mail address any more, which is why you never hear from me! I'm glad you found us!<BR/><BR/>Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas and kiss the boys (the little ones) for me!Kwachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13947544432313181778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-71148294805782808222007-11-20T22:43:00.000-06:002007-11-20T22:43:00.000-06:00Hey Y'all,Vicki gave me the link to your blog--ver...Hey Y'all,<BR/>Vicki gave me the link to your blog--very,very entertaining! Kwach, do you still have my email at SWEC? Dr. OAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-27960036416787154562007-11-20T21:13:00.000-06:002007-11-20T21:13:00.000-06:00The phone guy showed up.He fixed the cut cable and...The phone guy showed up.<BR/><BR/>He fixed the cut cable and then said to Katie, "Uh, your mom said she cut the line with a weed whacker?? What did she have on it, a saw blade???"<BR/><BR/>She didn't just cut through a little phone cord, folks, she sliced through a coaxial cable like a hot knife through butter.<BR/><BR/>When that woman whacks something, it knows it's been whacked!<BR/><BR/>They should have NaBloMe month during some holiday-free month when there isn't so much going on ... like August. It's too friggin' hot to chop up the phone line in August.Kwachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13947544432313181778noreply@blogger.com