tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post3260661683118555622..comments2023-07-03T08:11:03.409-05:00Comments on Nowhere, IL: More Stuff About Stuff...This Time It's Family Stuff.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-35030724592400247002009-03-29T10:55:00.000-05:002009-03-29T10:55:00.000-05:00It's true ... she does have better stories. And sh...It's true ... she does have better stories. And she's funnier.Kwachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13947544432313181778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-82845703452132123542009-03-27T23:46:00.000-05:002009-03-27T23:46:00.000-05:00No...Lori's a great writer, and I can generally ma...No...Lori's a great writer, and I can generally make a point in English. BUT...I have better stories. :-)Evhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323668748025276915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-64350778783309127072009-03-27T21:40:00.000-05:002009-03-27T21:40:00.000-05:00Gawd-oh-mighty. Two good writers. I'm speechless.J...Gawd-oh-mighty. Two good writers. I'm speechless.<BR/><BR/>JessieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-61100116527948429252009-03-27T17:13:00.000-05:002009-03-27T17:13:00.000-05:00The other day my son said just about the most terr...The other day my son said just about the most terrifying thing he's ever said to me:<BR/><BR/>"I met this girl who's, like, my TWIN! We were born a week apart and we're totally alike and it's so cool! She even makes weird noises for no reason!"<BR/><BR/>My first thought was, "Do not procreate with this young woman."<BR/><BR/>My second thought was that, as different as some kids and their parents are, it would be sort of ironic if the combination of those genes ended up creating a quiet, serious kid who spent all his time telling his parents to shut up so he could study.<BR/><BR/>: )Kwachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13947544432313181778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-50645983613179798192009-03-27T08:48:00.000-05:002009-03-27T08:48:00.000-05:00My daughter looks at her daughter, at the room so ...My daughter looks at her daughter, at the room so full of clothes strewn around that the floor hasn't seen daylight in 16 years, and she says to me:<BR/><BR/>Paybacks are a bitch.<BR/><BR/>I tell her she hasn't seen nuthin' yet.<BR/><BR/>Just wait ten years until tha now 26 year old is hemorrhaging after giving birth to her first baby and everyone but you has left the room and the old L and D nurse in you takes over and you are doing bi-manual compression of the uterus while screaming for help and your precious daughter is crying and saying "help me mommie."<BR/><BR/>I wouldn't have missed a moment of it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-38380152517481715052009-03-26T19:27:00.000-05:002009-03-26T19:27:00.000-05:00My mother used to curse me with that "someday I ho...My mother used to curse me with that "someday I hope you'll have a kid just like you". I fooled her and had a kid just like her. It's really freaky raising my mother while still bossing my actual mother aroundAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com