tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post1828568535240055682..comments2023-07-03T08:11:03.409-05:00Comments on Nowhere, IL: Car Ride? Car Ride?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-21421961645078267612007-03-28T08:38:00.000-05:002007-03-28T08:38:00.000-05:00You know, getting those paw marks off your clean i...You know, getting those paw marks off your clean interior won't be a problem. Just take your roofless windowless car for a little ride in the spring rain. <BR/><BR/>Sheesh, some people get so out of shape over such small things.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-70385801831116372142007-03-28T07:24:00.000-05:002007-03-28T07:24:00.000-05:00We HAVE a big, grinning dog. One with pretty black...We HAVE a big, grinning dog. One with pretty black eyeliner and pretty black lips and four thousand pounds of pretty red hair. I could weave a few NEW dogs from the hair we vaccuum up off the OLD dog. <BR/><BR/>Besides, she IS an old dog. She's so arthritic and miserable that she cries if the cats bump into her. She doesn't need some rowdy, gallumphing HORSE boucing all over her.<BR/><BR/>He seems more like a San Francisco dog to me ... romping through Golden Gate Park ... eating Chinese takeout ... <BR/><BR/>KwachKwachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13947544432313181778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-44278279705762871832007-03-27T22:40:00.000-05:002007-03-27T22:40:00.000-05:00oh I don't know, I think ya'll need one of those b...oh I don't know, I think ya'll need one of those big grinning dogs--it'll brighten your days, really..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-12255672001455042812007-03-27T19:49:00.000-05:002007-03-27T19:49:00.000-05:00Ummm...maybe we need a big goofy labrador a little...Ummm...maybe we need a big goofy labrador a little tiny bit...maybe?Evhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18388783203747606618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-66976221854598758962007-03-27T19:01:00.000-05:002007-03-27T19:01:00.000-05:00NO MORE PETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Said Labrador is w...NO MORE PETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Said Labrador is wearing a spiffy red collar WITH a tag on it, and he lives in one of the houses behind us. He comes over whenever we're in the shed to visit and thwack us with his tail and grin at us.<BR/><BR/>Ev has made the mistake of telling him in the past that he's handsome and good and asking if he likes going for a ride ... which, of course, he does ... <BR/><BR/>She actually made it sound easier than it was to get him out of my car. When we opened his door he and our dog snarled at each other and he moved to the drivers seat. When I got in the drivers side and tried to scootch him over he was unbudgeable. When Ev finally did drag him out he kept jumping at the car windows trying to get back in. My clean interior now has a variety of muddy paw prints all over it.<BR/><BR/>The <I>last</I> thing this household needs is a big, goofy, stubborn labrador retriever with muddy paws and a shit-eating grin on his face.<BR/><BR/>: )<BR/><BR/>KwachKwachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13947544432313181778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36308462.post-81504369972442891802007-03-27T15:43:00.000-05:002007-03-27T15:43:00.000-05:00For christ's sake! He's your dog, already! Go regi...For christ's sake! He's your dog, already! Go register him and be done with it. He has chosen you. Don't make me say, "emotionally defective."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com